Jake ✊🏼

[Jake ✊🏼 @JakeLyman32]

@Griddy_FF Jd23

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR 🥨

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

idk who need to hear this but stop messing around and study

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold

me: uhh english bro

mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine

me: dumb it down for me kemosabe

mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky

me: oh no

[gimli enthusiast @GimliEnthusiast]

once i got ice cream for my gf when she was on her period and said “here’s some sorbet for my sore-bae” and she didn’t really laugh and the relationship ended 6 months later

[James @CaucasianJames]

so ur just gonna play with my heart on a school night

[Raven Book Store @ravenbookstore]

Today a customer mentioned that she could get a new hardcover book online for $15. Our mission is not to shame anyone for their shopping practices, but we do feel a responsibility to educate about what it means when a new hardcover is available for $15 online.

[Jake ✊🏼 @JakeLyman32]

Baddie.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Jay @Jwhorton21]

Forget Netflix and chill, let’s cornhole and grill

[Jake ✊🏼 @JakeLyman32]

@EdgarRawdon @sebinaaaa Lmao this my girl

[bear @iamblackbear]

if u cant see whats in front of u
u lose

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Sabermetric stat of the night

[𝕒𝕝 @alexxweaverr]

yeah, “your body is a temple” & tattoos are a “sin” until amburleigh decides that she wants her eyebrows microbladed.