online idiot | fighting a perpetual feud w/ the creator of the universe | president & official spokesperson of the unofficial @HelloJessicaFox fan club | he/him
mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold
me: uhh english bro
mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine
me: dumb it down for me kemosabe
mechanic: bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky
me: oh no
Can I pet your dog? Is he a schnauzer? Yeah. What do you think he dreams about? Haha I just mean do you think he dreams he has hands? Human hands? To touch your face? Do you think he dreams about feeling the curve of your cheek with his human hands? Or whatever?