Jake

am based. don't care

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@marknorm

[crackah 00001 @ishmaelisonline]

Women are like mountain or River . Each one Beautiful in own way

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@ishmaelisonline now were getting to the nitty gritty of it

[crackah 00001 @ishmaelisonline]

#staycation is awesome i get drunk in my own house which i nromally do

[mark normand @marknorm]

Muscle memory

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@marknorm 🤣🤣🤣

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@MelsAlterEgo @marknorm Its a chemical reaction releasing energy. A lack of oxygen will snuff out flames but it will still be instantly hundreds to over a thousand degrees in your cotton jeans pocket attached to your flesh. Stop drop and roll is probably as productive as running away.

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Et, tu Brute?” - little Ceasar

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@TheAKGuy Wait times are damn short now with e-file. Down from 8mo to 36hr

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@VisionSymmetric "Runner's high?" After 7 hours of biking from midnight to early twilight I looked up to the sky and saw the face of a gecko whose name was God. I was aware it was a beautiful hallucination. It looked like below and I stared deeper and deeper into the face until it disappeared.

[mark normand @marknorm]

The hot dog is the perfect symbol for America - it’s enjoyable but the more you look into how it was made, the less you wanna know. #Happy4thofJuly

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@marknorm Reminds me of that tragedy...

[Jake @jakelyon914]

@marknorm This one's a hit!

[mark normand @marknorm]

The nazis & Anne Frank’s hiding spot, both were problem attic

[mark normand @marknorm]

It’s sad how proud of myself I feel when someone says “good question” to me

[mark normand @marknorm]

Gynecology Clinic = Box Office

[mark normand @marknorm]

Inflation is outta control

[Zion Lights @ziontree]

But why