Glue Guy

wants to punch a horse someday

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Been having fever dreams on the politics of Cybertron

[Temple Football @Temple_FB]

Single-Digit TUFF: @tragod23

#TempleTUFF

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“Yoink” - underused vocab

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She is beauty.

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“Enforceable by fine” : “legal for a price”

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Who’s back of the week:
The sun
Kanye West
Howie Roseman

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Morning grocery run (Diet Coke and cool mint zyns)

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Blueberries make the voices go away!

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Creed Humphrey is fat Morgan Wallen

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Josh Sweat just smoked Kenneth Walker

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If I’m half the truck Optimus Prime was I did it right

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Maybe the real runners high is the friends we made along the way (beer and cig after)

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Remembered jumping jacks

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Just saw a goose fight

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Tonight’s statline:
8 zyn
5 beers
4-0 in chess

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Pharrell’s hat is absurd

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@stoolpresidente @COLE_miner18 tough sitch

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I want to be the nfl on fox robot when I grow up

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If I’m a quarter of the cow he was it’s a life well lived

[Randy Marsh (6’ 2” + Wealthy) @Randy_Marsh96]

I like to think Ben the cow is sitting on a stump in heaven rooting for the birds!!!