Jake Meth

founder of Opinioned / fmr op-ed editor @FortuneMagazine & sr editor @TheExpertPress / holy wayne of hiccups

[Jake Meth @jakemeth]

@VinayPBPatel Your article quotes him as saying "I was wrong and it was disrespectful" but he actually said "I was wronged and I was disrespected"

[Jake Meth @jakemeth]

@AlexBerenson Yeah but all it is is sentence completion. It doesn't actually contain all of the things it says it contains. It doesn't know or contain anything. It just generates text based on patterns. It essentially wrote what sounds like a reasonable response to the prompt. That's it.

[Jake Meth @jakemeth]

@united Could really use your help. I've spent ~10 hours w/ CS trying to resolve a flight credit issue. Basically, we've been given a credit but it's not usable because it inflates the flight price when we try to use it. CS is no help and we've tried using your feedback form.

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I forgot I have a blue check and since it's no longer cool I am wondering how I can purge it from my profile also do I owe Elon money can someone help answers my kwestions plz

[Jake Meth @jakemeth]

My first reported article in a while: How corporations should approach the upcoming elections, wherein many GOP candidates deny the outcome of the 2020 contest. This piece offers CEOs advice on how to walk the tightrope. https://t.co/UhTOD4XJlq

[Jake Meth @jakemeth]

Capitalizing on my two great talents, op-eds and bad puns, I've created a section on my website called Op-Education. The point, you might have already guessed, is to give people guidance on how to write a smart commentary piece. https://t.co/885Wrlsmn0

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Op-ed idea someone is guaranteed to publish, pt 2: Write that the U.S. needs a similar system to the U.K.'s, where the leader of the country can be removed as soon as they've lost enough support.

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If you don't have anything nice to say, say something on Twitter.

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Perfection is stupid and boring!!!111

[Jake Meth @jakemeth]

Op-ed idea you're guaranteed to get published: Argue that Yvon Chouinard’s decision to give away Patagonia is selfish and will hamper the fight against climate change.