jake magness

multi-platinum ⋅ billboard #1 ⋅ grammy loser
music ⋅ tech ⋅ stocks/options

[jake magness @jakemgnss]

@hunchonet SPY has closed green the week of every 4th of July for the past 4 years

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Henry Cavill once tagged all 35 Marvel and DC actors for national superhero day in 2017. All of them ignored him. Except for Jason Momoa. He was the only person who replied.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[Chaz Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

Half a BILLION on Claude.

In a single month.

By negligence.

The company’s CFO after seeing the Anthropic bill:

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[jake magness @jakemgnss]

@cobraalerts Legggo

[MorphineDreams @MorphineDreamsx]

I said the bottom was in and grabbed $SPY 700 calls for April 30th and May 15th and I got roasted, but we just hit a new all time high. 📈

April 30th SPY 700 Calls
$1.27 - $8.00 (+530%)

May 15th SPY 700 Calls
$2.16 - $11.65 (+456%)

[jake magness @jakemgnss]

@JohnLoc18 You didn't think it looked like a bull pennant?

[jake magness @jakemgnss]

@vandy_trades Beautiful family man.

Greet job today - DAWCrawler

[jake magness @jakemgnss]

@Ze1ooooo if you don't mind me asking, what were your position(s) or was this just one big position you put on like a SLV call?

[jake magness @jakemgnss]

@ShardiB2 bought at 13.80. Woke up to a hit

But

We hold.

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i went here and they said you are the most frequent customer

[Bobby V @Bobbyy_V]

So my fantasy football league came up with their last place punishment for this year…

I should probably start researching.