mike rotchertz

Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

[Project Hail Flingus ⭐ @konguloarsteinn]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[mike rotchertz @jakemilligan_]

it would be exhausting being with someone as woke as grace #MAFSUK

[RedRaider806 @RedRaiderLex]

May I present to you this masterpiece ⚗️

[mike rotchertz @jakemilligan_]

jesus

[Daniel Nicolson @danielnicolson]

Anfield, 4pm next Sunday

[mike rotchertz @jakemilligan_]

do different shapes of pasta taste different

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

GOD SAVE THE KING🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Pep Guardiola welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

What the f*ck have I just watched

[J.E. @pigshitsonballs]

Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Oasis have confirmed that they don't want fans to be ripped off by ticket touts, as they would prefer to do it themselves.
#Ticketmaster #Oasis

[LJT @LanaJT92]

How the fuck is this even allowed??? You said standing was £150 and upped them to £356 and called them ‘in demand’ you bunch of robbing fuckers @TicketmasterUK #ticketmasteruk #ticketmaster #oasis

[pete @seegerism]

me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌

ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel

[mike rotchertz @jakemilligan_]

Gareth Southgate wears the disposable gloves at a petrol station

[Henry Normal @HenryNormalpoet]

What image from the last 14 years will you remember when you vote on Thursday ?

[RiotBadger is on Bluesky @RiotBadger]

I’m a 57 year old retired doctor from Greater Manchester.

I’ll be voting for @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk at the general election.

Quote tweet this and pass yours on.
Let’s smash the two party system.
#VoteReformUk #NigelFarage #MBGA @TonyTonyTx

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

London bus driver locks a biker in after he tries to confront him for his driving