jake moses

registered flex offender

[Bones🇺🇸🇵🇹🇫🇷 @Boness305]

No way Josh Hokit called Michelle Obama a man 😭#UFCWhiteHouse

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

How I felt watching the beginning of the Astros season vs how I feel now.

[Patrick Brauckmann 🕉️ @vonbrauckmann]

The shooting of @charliekirk11 isn't a random event. Leftists have have been calling for this. Senseless, heartless. 💔

[🍿DeploRebel🍿KBinSC @KBinSC]

@BarackObama

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lee Corso's final pick should've been between Israel & Palestine.

[Oklahoma Space Captain @WGTD_Tracer]

Yall already know

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They arrested (and killed) Peanut, but have not even tried to file charges against anyone on the Epstein client list.

Government is deeply broken.

[ivan c @yungic_]

when i finally hear one of the 30 songs i queued up on the touchtunes

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

I try to tell y’all every year 🤷🏻‍♂️

The Astros have won 11 of their last 15.

Winning is a culture. Some teams know how to do it. Others are trying to learn how.

The Astros know how.

Inevitable.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

when the hibachi chef does the onion volcano

[Phil The Thrill @LIVlefty]

Sir, a second pitcher has hit the table. #humpday

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

man

[TravisT @LeftyTravis]

#BuiltForThis,

#Mood

[Yordaddy 🔫 @Yordaddy2026mvp]

MLB fans seeing the Astros got better without Kyle Tucker and Alex Bregman.

[Elise McCue @EliseMcCue]

The Office couldn't do a cut this funny

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

Give me the couplabeers

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

Farewell, Alex Bregman 🫡

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

“Yeah I’ll do a Miller Light and close it out thanks boss”