Old Young Jake

178cm tall, 90kg, size 11 shoe. Artist. Musician. Filmmaker. Former pro sports mascot. Part-time Batman. The Weekly Volcano's 2012 sexiest lead singer in Tacoma

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Hello I’m the new Spider-Man. We’re rebooting it with a late 30s dude. Just gotta keep rebooting. That’s how it’s done

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

The decaying remains of twitter are no longer my bag. I’m fully bailing and bluesky seems like the best similar option. Gonna keep this account for a while but my excellent posts will be over there. Same handle come find me.

[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: AK, CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, RI, UT, VM, VA, WA, WI, WY, + Washington, D.C.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

I feel like this picture is along the lines of @MythoAmerica

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

I know you all have decided by now, but Trump sucks and is bad. He’s a turd and a felon and don’t forget a sex offender. Don’t vote for the turd felon.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Ten years ago today something sad happened and my life changed. In some ways I’m smarter, wiser, better than I was then. I learned a lot from it. In some ways I never recovered. I don’t know. It’s just a day.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Hey yo Americans, 17 states have committed to the national popular vote interstate compact. If you think your vote only matters in a swing state, you’re wrong. Vote! Do it!

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

@Templesmith I mean, both are pieces of shit. But funny the non doctor got called out

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Vote early https://t.co/aZaI0gAIdq

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Tis the season

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

What I have learned from Buffy/Angel is that if you die or become a vampire you learn karate

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Good time for a retweet considering

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Tony Hinchcliff is going to get “canceled” in the way that eventually he’s going to have a “comedy” show on Fox News or somewhere equally stupid where he just keeps saying racist shit. He’s going to continue his comedy career because there are enough racists out there to laugh

[. @jdpoc]

Jesus, this advert hits hard.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

I accidentally drew a picture with my beer. What do you see? (I see a peanus)

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Cunning Lingus

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

I’ve been seeing a lot of ads for Aer Lingus. Seems like a very cunning campaign for a very cunning airline.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

@interesting_aIl That’s sperms

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Candy corn sucks. It is made of earwax and despair.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

@JW_Cartwright Honestly dude, that’s my dream life: traveling, learning things, playing games with cool people. Do it. Do it now.

[Old Young Jake @jakenixnet]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short so party we must