Jake Garrick

It's Jake.. From State Farm

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

Current body type: works out, but definitely enjoys ice cream.

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

I'll never understand the obsession elderly men have with being naked in gym locker rooms

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

.@JRODshow44 just fooled EVERYONE 🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

This Broncos/Seahawks SportsCenter commercial from 2014 is even funnier in 2023

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

I hope whoever dumped Mabel gets what's coming to them

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mabel. She was used for breeding, neglected, and ultimately dumped when she was no longer useful. Both her hind legs need surgery to repair torn ligaments and her left knee was dislocated. You can help her get back on her feet by clicking below ❤️‍🩹

https://t.co/VFN03wvmDP

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Currently cannot compute anything else to say

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

@F1 @AlpineF1Team Alpine needs to ditch the pink imo

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

Sacred Heart’s Ally Fitzgerald used judo and gymnastics for at tech in freestyle wrestling at the NWCA National Duals.

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

Just a reminder, two years ago today. Radical Republicans attempted to overthrow the government.

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

@callmeFission You nasty ass pigeon

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

Yeah that's definitely the answer, Texas. Great job! 👍 🙄

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Texas is sending public school students home with DNA kits designed to help their parents identify their children "in case of an emergency."

After the Uvalde shooting, many parents now feel even more anxious about sending their children to school. https://t.co/0vzrAGvnhM

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

@callmeFission "eat my ass hoe"

[YourOneRedheadFriend @callmeFission]

a good boy ❤️ ❤️🐕

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

Yair Rodriguez is so cool

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

The Mitchell's vs The Machines might literally be a perfect movie, no notes.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Eva. She saved her human from a mountain lion. It pounced at them while they were hiking, and Eva fought it off. She’s spent a few days in the hospital, but is expected to make a full recovery and return home tonight. We are proud to award her our highest honor… 15/10

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

Women, I am sorry. This country has failed you.

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

This is some goddamn bullshit. How is it right to make a decision for someone else? What a woman chooses to do with her body is her choice, and her choice alone.

[POLITICO @politico]

The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito and obtained by POLITICO.

“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Alito writes. https://t.co/nl3JFLx9xg

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

🥵🥵🥵🥵

[YourOneRedheadFriend @callmeFission]

i only fuck w/ obnoxiously high waisted leggings

[Jake Garrick @jakeobrg]

@Seahawks @dkm14 Chocolate milk