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Broken lenses and bad decisions

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@VideosAICant Same place 22 years ago... Same BAC too, probably 😆

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@lucas_montano Satire aside, hurts my soul a bit that this resonates with me so deeply

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@gorgepulse Yikes. Good luck up there

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A few more delightfully absurd statements today:

"Who is better at making traps - chickens or racoons?"

"I only want strawberries that have a Mount Everest shape"

"Don't boo the referees (on TV) - it might hurt their feelings"

"How many dads would it take to lift the house?"

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"No, a pizza box would not make a good greenhouse."

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@rcmcginley The wall was a cinch. The slide before it... pretty dicey with that many guys and lose rocks.

How did papago treat you?

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@rcmcginley Yes - led a group of 9, back in 2013. We hiked it from Grandview to Lipan.

Stupidly, we climbed up the walls in that slot, instead of pushing further in to find a safer approach

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

There is no fucking way that Putin doesn’t have something on Trump. Impossible. The man has bent over backward for Russia at every turn—Helsinki, NATO, Ukraine, sanctions, you name it. Either he’s the dumbest useful idiot in history, or Putin’s got him by the balls. No other explanation.

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@sharepointfocus @MicrosoftTeams Enjoying the newsletter and getting some valuable info and insight from it. Thanks Daniel

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@AFootballFriend Agreed. The pattern of *not* calling egregious penalties on the Chiefs is equally telling as the horseshit calls against their opponents.

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@SterlingEly @Team17 Will add you tonight

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@justtrynab Was cool to see Houston come alive along with some of the other underdogs, but overall the games have been 😕

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@SterlingEly @Team17 I'll look to see if there is a Steam / PC crossplay option (doubtful, but here's hoping)

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New post. Distracting myself from NCAA football anxiety. 😟

Apologies to my six newsletter subscribers if you're seeing this for a second time.

https://t.co/y5RkyAn9Ub

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@jeremybmazur Respect.

Merry Christmas

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@jeremybmazur Is that the requisite number of horn emojis

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@DadeCorban @jacob_w_palmer @sentdefender Bingo

[Adam Lucio 🌪️ @AdamLucioWX]

OMG does satellite corn get any hotter than this. Cyclone absolutely bombing out off the Pacific Northwest.

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@rcmcginley Magical place indeed