Jake Patterson

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@SpotifyCares hey! Could you make me a playlist of all songs sent by message to my account? [email protected]

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@nick_pants could you gif a bear in the millennium falcon taking down a longhorn in a tie fighter?

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@Austin_Police asking for a friend

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@Austin_Police when will the windows on your building be fixed?

[Brian Scalabrine @Scalabrine]

I'm Coming Home ... http://t.co/dJZYxdMpbD

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

"Is this for real!?" Here's how Cleveland radio & TV stations reacted live to the LeBron news http://t.co/PJCApDKzuw

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@DavidZtevenson nah. He was. We're trying to find people to take over the lease. Let me know if you have any ideas

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@DavidZtevenson you for real, ztevenson?

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

Looking for a place to live in Waco? Text me for details on a really great house.

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

Just when I start enjoying Dallas...guy on motorcycle wearing Toms.

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@Mikey_Goldstein me, you, Jay, Wrigley?

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

I hate watching Baylor basketball.

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@bigaldi moving to Dallas. Let's hang.

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

It cost $1,000,000 for 8 kids to go to Baylor.

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

Applebee's: Where the Waco Grackles hang

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@hankdehay he must wake up and say to himself, "okay bro, you can do this. This will be awesome in a few years..."

[Perry Jones III @Perry_Jones1]

Somebody just sent me this clip of me in warm ups 😳😳😳 http://t.co/D6ygoXY4GE

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@gbkcraw either way, real real proud of ya!

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@gbkcraw Baylor football and your negativity have come a long way in the last five years. Wait...are those related?

[Jake Patterson @jakepatt]

@gbkcraw your #2 and #5 are tied for my #1.