Jake Patterson

thor’s ugly cousin

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

Parties are dope but like sunset on the water

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

I relate so much it hurts

[Quan_from_513 @Quan_boy_513]

Life after 18 is horrible. You breathe & you owe $150😭😒

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Yo, wifey wya

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@amanda_ferrei23 Says the one who was dating a grown man when you were 15

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

Real question is, where’s wifey @?

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IMPRACTICAL JOKERS IS NOW ON NETFLIX

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

Forget FaceTiming females, only real ones FaceTime their homies

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Gunna is superior

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

Drippin

[WestOrange12thMan @Westorange12]

🚨 BIG NEWS 🚨
BIG GAME TOMORROW!!! @ OT
GAME TIME IS @ 7
THEME IS #INBREDTILWEREDEAD
BE THERE THERE!!
#LETSGETROWDY

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

I️m so so ready to get a fresh start somewhere new

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I️m just about ready to skip all the games n find wifey

[WestOrange12thMan @Westorange12]

🚨🚨WHITE OUT TONIGHT @WINDERMERE 7:00 #LGR🚨🚨

[Emilia Pierson @emiliapierson8]

i’ll strip for AirPods

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🚨 🚨 REMINDER MEETING WEDNESDAY AFTER SCHOOL ROOM 536 🚨 🚨

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🚨🚨LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... you’re new 12th man President and Vice President ARE prez: @jakepatters0n VP: @zach_stewartt #TUOT

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

Me after walking into my first class of the year and I️ read the syllabus

[Jake Patterson @jakepatters0n]

Cheesy souvenir beach t-shirts are the way to my heart