Jake Evans

First Nations tech founder. Running Valink Solutions, a cybersecurity, dev, and data sovereignty firm serving Indigenous communities. Cybersecurity student.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

New Mac OS update bricked my MacBook hell yeah thanks Apple

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Tried doing client work an GitHub had other plans I hate pushing back meetings but I genuinely cannot access my demo code 😞

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Funniest thing I’ve read, sucks for them but it’s unfortunately hilarious

[Keno Fischer @KenoFischer]

We are aware of the DMCA takedown notice of the #julialang logo by an OF creator causing the #julialang docs page to be omitted from search results on Google. We have submitted an appropriate counter notice, but processing may take up to 14 days.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

This is dystopian as hell, man.

[Unity for Games @unitygames]

The @Walmart Immersive Commerce SDK is now available! Bring real-world products into gameplay by integrating Walmart items or your own marketplace merchandise directly into your experience without breaking immersion.

Start building today: https://t.co/a5nFdXTcy8

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Skip the dishes has a broken system they ask for credit card verification but you don’t actually need it to have it process correctly for the orders to go through, basically just spent 100+ on dinner because of this garbage.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

@m6nroe Who up straight arting they shii

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Been practicing for a certification I need for a university course, only to find out that because I'm a Canadian Citizen and not living in the US, I basically have to perform a back flip through two flaming hoops to get allowed to take the exam. I cannot win.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Rest in peace my puppy dog, I wish you got to see more than just 3 measly years on this shitty planet.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Smoke filling the air of the house and everyone is standing up and walking around, are we all brand new to how smoke works?

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

The “if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life” people clearly have never done annual corporate filings.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

I have to up my punctuation and grammar, I rely on Grammarly to heavily and it’s going to catch up to me someday.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

Stress craming for finals, clicked next page in my text book and cloud flare is dead. I hate it here

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

I need to know why there is a window of time after I get my blood drawn where I feel like I’ve become a god, I could take on an army with that little boost after the almost passing out part.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

My school stopped handling the refunds of the vending machines at school and the geniuses that run the machines only give refund options available to Americans.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

I can't stand this cleaning company, they just show up when they feel like it, this town is plagued with this the laziest business owners on the planet.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

I hate it here 😄👍

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

.@SheerID Can I have someone explain your racist policies to me?

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

@m6nroe No

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

I just spelt “also” as “Alsough” I think it’s over for me.

[Jake Evans @JakePIXL]

I already really enjoyed university but the professors I have this semester are fantastic. My sociology professor stands out the most because of the raw passion that flows through him during lectures.