Jakob

doing the thing @inngest

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

holy shit you can literally just do anything

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

shareholder value

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

on everybody's new favorite website (trump card website) there's an animation, you would think that this is just a normal animation, maybe an animated svg or video, but if you look closer, it's actually individual pngs being streamed

really interseting way to do video...

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

onwards and upwards!

[Inngest @inngest]

Big news.

We’re excited to announce our $21m Series A!

Inngest now powers 30B monthly executions, helping product teams build reliable products efficiently, at scale.
As AI moves to production, the need for fast, durable workflows is essential.

Read the announcement post👇

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

havent cooked this hard in a while

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

the lion does not concern himself with self imposed screen time restrictions

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

The lion does not concern himself with his weekly screen-time notification

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

insane aura

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

doomscrolling + reviewing code

timeline is peak asf rn

[IroncladDev @IroncladDev]

doomscrolling through a [phone] line Pull Request with no other intention but to say "LGTM"

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

ts sent me irl

building a revolutionary 2fa standard that just sends brainrot and you have to respond accordingly

Ex:

“how would one support small creators”

A.) ❤️ 1
B.) don’t be chopped
C.) sybau
D.) if you an asian baddie, this one’s for you

i’d like to see ai crack this

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

in awe at this access code

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

was bullish since dreams and nightmares

[JT @jiratickets]

Meek Mill? The AI consumer app founder?

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

ts revolutionary fr

[ben hylak @benhylak]

i keep track of my weight-lifting PRs in GitHub.

so i have to make a PR for my PRs

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

:elmo-fire:

[Tony Holdstock-Brown • Inngest @itstonyhb]

THERE ARE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL CHANGES BREWING AT @inngest. BIG THINGS PLANNED FOR MID SEPTEMBER.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

yee haw 🤠

[Glauber Costa @glcst]

People ask me how things are going in Texas.

My next-door neighbors, who I barely know, found out my wife just had a C-section. They brought over a large pot of home-cooked roast and offered to take care of the kids' laundry to take it off our plate.

Yesterday, they sent another message saying they’d made a pasta dish (enough for the whole family for two meals) and were dropping it on our porch.

Just like that.

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

boutta hit her with the

how bout we see coldplay 🫣

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

imagine getting caught cheating

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

you can try it out at https://t.co/7QSZu45fqL

inference was cut to fit the video, real inference times vary around 15s-1min

here is a link to the prompts: https://t.co/vL4HcyZz57

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

i built an agent that can query 3.5 million rows of data

yes, i named him chad because he queries powerlifting data

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

imagine owning 2 phones

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

great day

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

commit messages are useful, who wouldve known

[Jakob @jakeplusev]

good times