Jake

Retired athlete. Taco enthusiast. Extroverted introvert

[Jake @jakepolo24]

I can still hear you saying #GoggleUp gone too soon. RIP Coach Burek🙏💔

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A police officer in Phoenix has rented out an ENTIRE 144-SEAT MOVIE THEATER for over 100 middle schoolers after their end-of-year field trip fell through, so they could see Toy Story 5.

When they got there, he realized many couldn't afford popcorn or drinks...

..so he bought EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM popcorn, candy, and a drink too.

His name is Sean Reavies,

For many kids, it was their first time ever inside of a movie theater in their lives.

When the kids asked how they could pay him back, he told them:

"As you get older in life, help other people. As a payback to me. Would you do that? That's all I ask of you."

MORE OF THIS!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Your friend convincing you to play another 9 holes with the boys 🏌️🙌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Chelsea statement on Enzo Maresca.

“Chelsea FC appreciates the 2025/26 season was a hugely disappointing one for the Club and its supporters. A major contributing factor was the disruption caused as a result of changes that the Club was forced to make to the Head Coach position over the Christmas period”.

“Due to recent developments, we consider that it is important to explain to our supporters what happened and why our former Head Coach left the Club on 1 January 2026”.

“In Autumn last year, the Club was informed by our former Head Coach that there might be an opportunity for him to succeed Pep Guardiola at the end of the season”.

“It became clear to us that it was his strong desire to succeed Guardiola and that he was fully committed to pursuing the opportunity, despite the fact he was under a long-term contract which he had no right to terminate”.

“In December 2025, our Head Coach unexpectedly and abruptly resigned from his position. Obviously, we felt let down as we believed that his head and heart were focused on another club and another opportunity, despite having just arrived at Chelsea the year before”.

“No club wants to change its head coach midway through a season. However, in light of his decision not to continue fulfilling his responsibilities through to the end of the season, the Club was left with no choice but to protect our players, our supporters, and the Badge and accept his resignation”.

“In the circumstances and given the mutual respect between clubs, a confidential settlement has been reached with Manchester City, which includes the payment of compensation. A confidential settlement has also been reached with the former Head Coach under which he will pay compensation”.

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

Mexico deserves way more credit for this stadium. Easily one of the best views at the World Cup. 🇲�

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The chasm between competence and incompetence could not be wider.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Jalen Brunson post Game 4: "Before we start…

My thoughts & prayers are with a friend of mine I got to meet last week. Jonathan from North Carolina. From Make a Wish Foundation

They asked me to make a video. But something told me to Facetime…

I got the pleasure to do so…Quick call but well worth it.

My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family…

May God rest his soul"

(Reporter asks question)

Jalen (can't answer): "Sorry…"

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tier_1st]

Pier Morgans 🗣️" The idea that Chelsea, after spending over £1 billion, are trying to take the moral high ground over us is equally absurd"

The way Olivia responded to him actually put him back in his place 😭💀💀

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

This is amazing to watch

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

That's an awfully long blink!

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Incredible tweet from Junior

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Dana White honestly only bought the Powerslap company so when people g00gle “Dana White” + “powerslap” the search results won’t come up with this video of him hitting his wife

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

California’s wealth tax would cost Nvidia’s CEO Jensen Huang $8 Billion.

His response was simple: “I don’t mind paying taxes.”

“Once a year we get a bill, we pay it, and it’s big. I never once thought about it.

We love this country. That’s our way of giving back.”

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Our team has been pretty solid with the ABS..

We've made the most of it and made it work for us"

Pete Crow-Armstrong #PMSLive

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Nelly Korda's advice for golfers trying to break 80 for the first time. 👇

[Jonathan Feliciano @MongoFeliciano]

Which alcohol company paying you? Just like alcohol you can pick the potency. A beer and a shot aren’t the same strength but you ain’t bitchin about that