Jake

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’m an Applebee’s 9 but a chilis 7

[Jake @jakerenoo]

are grocery store bathrooms the top tier of public restrooms

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

Last weekend, gf and I went to halloween house party

One of her coworkers was there, and he was openly making passes at her.

Guys, if you are going to date attractive women, the reality is that they are going to get hit on.

Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

You should uproot your entire life and move to my city so we can hang out once a month

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

I wonder what liquor she drank cause wtf😭😭

[C @fbgcon]

Just lost custody of my kids what’s the move for tonight

[jame @kloogans]

whenever i smell weed my body starts to float and follow the source of the smell like a cartoon smelling a freshly baked pie in a window

[trash jones @jzux]

drinking a capri sun after sex like i’m smoking a cigarette

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

he got that french bulldog in him (asthma)

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

The only royal family I acknowledge

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

princess Diana in heaven rn

[CNN @CNN]

breaking news

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

the original SSRI

[Lucas @illiterate_ish]

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

[Crypto Made Fun Global @CryptoMadeFun_]

This is why women live long than us men🤞🏾

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

imagine u getting kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth

[Jake @jakerenoo]

@thwomp_daddy @WSBChairman Did you buy it after 4? If so it’s going off the 9:30 price

[Jake @jakerenoo]

@StewartRaynard @lxisgone Robinhood is a bitch to get your money from too. I stopped using them a while back because of that