Jake

Maya Archaeologist | Grad Student | #Dodgers

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.

[Jake @jakerm25]

@yuseikikuchi3 Send them to all the FCS domes

[Jake @jakerm25]

@TheseLeagues Nobody’s buying a fucking Blake Treinen jersey you absolute idiot

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am commander of army. I sort of let my guys run wild. My guys are bad guys and I let them go hog wild

[Jake @jakerm25]

Him and the unabomber have had a surge in support in their stupid ideologies for some reason. Two of the biggest morons ever with incredibly idiotic understandings of the world.

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

Today is KILLDOZER DAY.

Once more we are reminded that every man has his limists. On this date in 2004, Marvin John Heemeyer reached his and unleashed his vengeance upon those he viewed as his oppressors, destroying everything in his path but taking only a single life - his own

Too many people have been informed about this from the awful Netflix "documentary" that interviewed only his enemies and ignored the hundreds of hours of tapes Heemeyer left behind. Strongly suggest you watch The Lore Lodge for a better breakdown

[Jake @jakerm25]

@CTachio83984 @penishorts Not a single book in sight, either

[Jake @jakerm25]

@JeffSpiegel It’s really no one‘s fault they just unfortunately chose to go the same direction

[Jake @jakerm25]

@tummy_kisser Old wheat texture 😊

[Jake @jakerm25]

@jjust_boredd @BlakeHHarris Pages has established himself as a top outfielder in MLB. The Dodgers have team control of him for another five years. Why would they ever get rid of him to take a chance on a prospect?

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Caleb’s audition song…

[Jake @jakerm25]

Lmao

[fremen tammy 🇹🇳🇵🇸🇻🇪🇨🇺 @TamTamTammy3]

American "leftists" do not care about people outside of America. They defend US military members by saying they join because of poverty, while saying it's not okay to join ICE because of poverty. They only care about the victims when they're American.

[Jake @jakerm25]

@11point7 Gorgeous ballpark

[Jake @jakerm25]

@WheresJowaldo @chiweethedog It’s sports bettors mostly

[Jake @jakerm25]

WokeBall is back!

[MLB @MLB]

From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …

Baseball is for everyone. #Pride

[Jake @jakerm25]

@hallofgoodpod Man, this is terrible. He was one of my favorite players growing up.

[Jake @jakerm25]

@UCLABaseball Christ

[Jake @jakerm25]

@DylanTweetin Killer scoreboard at that one

[Jake @jakerm25]

@Jram2TBJ This is the best burrito
I’ve ever eaten
Yum yum yum

[Jake @jakerm25]

@Dodgers LETS GO