Jake Muller - Parody

"The world can have it, 'long as someone ponies up the dough."

Roleplay / parody. 18+ MDNI. Profiction. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

Account/muse info 🧵 ↴ ↴

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

"Mercs like me? We don't get a say in how we die. That's just how it goes."

Potentially triggering themes ahead! Minors and antis DNI

#rerp #mvrp

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@CHIEFTOUCHER // am I in psychosis or something cuz like when was Irons ever a pedophile?? He's a creep and a rapist but it was never implied to be towards anyone underage???

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

'S'fine. Just don't want you falling off. So where we headed?

[𝐿𝑒𝑜𝑛. @getoveritLK]

( Leon’s hands stuttered in movement as they came to rest atop his shoulders with a slight grip. )

Is this okay,, ?

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood *He huffs out a soft chuckle and shakes his head a bit*

Heh. Don't I know that feeling...

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood *He holds her for a moment longer before pulling away and giving her shoulders an affectionate pat.)

How you been, supergirl?

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@CHIEFTOUCHER // accusing others of creating a high school environment when they were the one gossiping and spreading lies about others lmao okay

[𝖢𝖧𝖨𝖤𝖥 𝖨𝖱𝖮𝖭𝖲. @CHIEFTOUCHER]

\\oh boohoo you get called out for being racist and harassing the fuck out of people and now it's "im leaving bc im uncomfy 😢😢" grow the fuck up and learn accountability. the only thing at a high school level is your fucking behaviour and maturity.

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood Okay, uh, just relax and I'll whip something up for you.

*Frantically googles sushi recipes*

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood Sushi? I don't know how to make that... but anything for you, supergirl

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood // Sherry is truly is one and only weakness

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood *sighs*

Okay... what kind do you want?

[— 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣 @birkinblood]

🜲 this made me fucking giggle so hard in my office help— 😭 @jakernuller

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

// Jake is essentially a grumpy street cat who only likes one person. That person is Sherry lol

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood You're the one who gave it to me!

*He gives her a playful punch to the shoulder.*

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

// stolen from Red. Gonna try to get some engagement going

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood Yeah, cuz you're the one exception.

*He flashes her a grin*

[Rookie. @weightedduty]

“Helping people like them... that's why I joined the force.”

independent portrayal of Leon S Kennedy. strictly rookie era—onwards. Racoon city still stands. AU friendly. mature and dark themes. dead dove. #horrorrp #dbdrp #residentevilrp.

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@KNlVESAREFASTER *The blow sends him skidding back a few feet and he immediately crumples to his hands and knees, coughing and wheezing.*

[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@KNlVESAREFASTER *He smirks as he watches the hit land, though it doesn't seem to effect Krauser as much as he hopes. Suddenly his wrist is being grabbed and he's fully exposed.*

Shit—

*He barely gets the word out and tries to move his other arm out to block before contact is made.*
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[Jake Muller - Parody @jakernuller]

@birkinblood C'mon, supergirl, you know I don't like any of that physical affection shit. 'Specially if it's a sneak attack like that!