Jake

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@Trradinglounge @InTheAssembly How does someone with “Trading Lounge” have FIVE errors in one sentence. God help those who listen to this clown.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@TheReal_BCM Imagine someone thinking that they need to announce their inner thoughts to the world… about a car purchase. Imagine being so self-involved.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

Hey @FedExHelp and @FedEx, why is it that when my family waits ALL day for this urgent overnight package… and we’ve been tracking it all day… and we are sitting a few feet from the front door… you suddenly delay it by TWO DAYS because “customer not available?”
BOYCOTT FEDEX

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@dkmitc Yes. This is laughable. We get this comparison all the time. “My Toyota also self drives! You just have to keep your hands on the steering wheel and make turns. No big deal. Same thing as Tesla.”

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@BowTiedBroke “Have a friend who 47”

How can we get the educated friend to post on X instead?

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@ScottPresler @ExposingClay KEEP PUSHING!
It’s working!!!!

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@TripppleSeven7 losing

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@drlacaze @greggertruck @elonmusk Yes. Check those sales figures.
Americans need large vehicles. People movers.
We are NOT a Mini Cooper country

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@FizzleDeeDee @greggertruck @elonmusk Bro. Don’t knock it till you try it.
Cybertruck, Corvettes, trucks… I got em!
but the minivan is where the love is at!

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@RealAndersonBen @greggertruck @elonmusk We have noticed. It’s a large RAV4. Meanwhile, families of 7 are forced to buy a damn Sprinter because the Cybertruck and its 5 seats stay in the garage!!!! 🤦🏽

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@greggertruck @elonmusk OMG my family of 7 cannot possibly spent 3 hours a day in a Model YL. No purse. No soccer bag. No strollers. The YL is not the family car. And the Cybertruck is parked at home. Surely the YL is not the answer.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@benshapiro @elonmusk PLEASE. Family of 7 here. We waited two years for Tesla to introduce a real SUV with room for kids, stroller, and soccer bag. Uuugh last week we had to buy a new Sprinter van. You can’t imagine how archaic it feels. Like an ‘87 Buick.
ELON WE NEED A CYBERSUV

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@Gjeebs You have a 26 foot long Y? And a 24 foot long Model 3??? WHOA

Oh nvm. You never learned how to use an apostrophe.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@mattvanswol Let’s all join together to welcome the privatized surveillance state. And snitch on those who resist. 🤦🏽

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@NYCMayor What an asshole and a puppet.
Lower your thermostats, NYC.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@HinrichsZane 🤡

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@Tesla PLEASE! We need a true 7-passenger van. With room for a stroller and soccer bag. The YL ain’t gonna cut it.
We are now shopping for a ridiculously hideous and archaic Chevy Express conversion. Because it has the room.
OMG SAVE US FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@congressdj Can someone teach him to use “I” when retelling a story about himself? This thing reads like a cryptic message without a participant.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@GovTimWalz KEEP THIS DEMON PEDO AWAY FROM MY KIDS!!!!
I’ve seen men like him. I know what they do.

[Jake @JakeRomans12]

@cybertruck Safe from everything except water, rain, drizzle, and water damage.
Owner of two Cybertrucks here. I don’t put ANYTHING in the bed that shouldn’t get wet.