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I am my bgan and my bgan is me.

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Dying of Natural Causes in a Wood Grain Convertable PT Cruiser as the World Ends

[Gavin Meeler @Gavinmeeler]

Someone just minted "Eat my marrow"🌹

[Joe Pease @joepease]

. mov

[die with the most likes @toadswiback]

they said it was the last day of the fair
and I’d miss the drownings that happened there
to help sell jacuzzis on payment plans

the cotton candy that looked like dad
or an approximation of a father from the employee
who said they’d lost theirs in the last town

the pig heads whose bones we’d search for on easter
years later

the balloons full of birds who’d lost the will to fly
or sometimes had no wings at all

those would deflate in the car ride home
and we’d place the mess
in front of an oscillating fan

letting the coffin of feathers and rubber 
create a muffled lullaby 
as the grand prize knocked quietly against the fan’s aluminum

we’d collect tickets from games of russian roullette or knife toss
to a gasping speaker broadcasting an eddie money cover band
and redeem them for a vhs copy of our principle
getting fucked in a retention pond

the photographs taken there would all come out black

like the oil slick left behind by the recreational vehicles
that dragged the perverse accumulation into the abandoned industrial lots

but if you looked close enough

you could see the grinning veneer of a television savior
as he was consumed by the flies under the midwest sun

which indicated another six months of winter
or the condemnation of us all

or neither

[die with the most likes @toadswiback]

holiday activities.

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@DaHiddenTemple Shoutout Slug

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@ScizRtrading I'm God is one of my all time favorite songs. No idea if you'll see any similarities but these evoke alot of the same emotions for me. https://t.co/Nm6OF07u9G

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@sandydogmtg @fireshoes Unplayable

[Space Case 😵‍💫 @adhd143]

GM

Information Wars

♾️PHASE SHIFT♾️
1pm today | twelve 1/1s | 0.1 E reserves
two participation editions
One for bidders, One for collectors
[collectors get both]
check here or AOTM for lenks⛓️‍💥

two people who RT will also receive an edition 🤩

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@MyStockMarket2 Heritage has a 54.5 for any line shoppers out there

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@killeracid @0xVodnik @TransientLabs Is there still an airdrop for No Brainers?

[die with the most likes @toadswiback]

physicals just fucking hit different sometimes.

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Bonus 🥩

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Just got my new DieWithTheMostLikes up on the wall.

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Dying of Natural Causes in a Wood Grain Convertable PT Cruiser as the World Ends

[Joe Pease @joepease]

Memory Stacking

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@bganpunks Love the hyped mosaics. Here's one for my hyped bgan

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@ScizRtrading 100k plo coverage just started on pokergo

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@MyStockMarket2 Ah damn that's what I get for sleeping in

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@MyStockMarket2 Idk what the deal is but this game is not available on all my books right now

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@TimF75 Man I was about to go nuts when I saw one of my books canceled this but I guess they got me because Wrobleski didnt pitch the 1st inning