Jakery, DON’T

RETRO GAMING with far less fear than is appropriate. @jakerydont on TikTok, Twitch, and YouTube; see linktree below

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@RyanGosling STOP CALLING ALL YOUR MOVIES “_____ GUYS”. People get confused and think they’ve already seen it

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a superhero who by day is a mild mannered lactation consultant

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@TwitchSupport bring back portrait mode; it was so much better for irl streams

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a coin operated toilet but you pay to flush

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I am not a pregnant man. One of my @discord admins changed my role to be a pregnant man emoji. @discord_support it’s my body my choice, please let me edit this on mobile

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Unemployment World Part 1 #jakerydont #unemployment #rollercoastertycoon2

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Less than 3 hours until I host a modest charity livestream to fund the sheltering of animals displaced by the LA Wildfires. Join me in playing retro Zoo Tycoon on Twitch and YouTube.

https://t.co/IqSJJmMxCb

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7 year old: “8 billion years ago a meteor hit planet earth and it made a hard time for the dinosaurs. They took a big L and went extinct”

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Boomer World 3 - There are starving kids so please overeat #rollercoastertycoon2 #boomerworld #jakerydont

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I once walked into a Von Maur and an elderly, virtuoso-level pianist was playing a complex arrangement of the theme from Godfather, and I knew I wasn’t affording anything there

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You can’t experience all of Boomer World in a day #rollercoastertycoon2 #boomer #jakerydont

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Like and share for part 2

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Boomer World Part 1 - experience the generation #rollercoastertycoon #boomer #jakerydont

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UHC shooter popping up everywhere like elf on the shelf

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Watching Macy’s parade with my kid. McDonald’s float rolls up.

KID: look, Grimace is in the parade! And the McDonald’s guy. Grimace is the one that kidnaps you when you drink the Grimace shake

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Thanksgiving Thursday and Friday at 10PM: I DONT HAVE DIABETES (and you can too)
LIVE FUNDRAISER CHARITY STREAM
https://t.co/LUZ04q5xHE
Multistream on YouTube and TikTok

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[kid lost argument with me]

7 YEAR OLD: Mommy?

ME: she’s busy. And she’s going to be on my side

7: she’s too sweet to be on your side.

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Fuck

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