Jake out the box

I'm out the box cuss I decided to grow.
I talk about football and think I'm funny

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

I'm just here for the free food

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Hotdogs really hate to see a guy like me coming

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Eating cheesecake for breakfast on a Friday, lets have a day

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Fuck you @Ravens

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Sayin completely turtled every time he didn’t have a huge talent advantage.

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

I have had a lot less encounters with Moths eating all of my clothes than I initially expected

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Just switched to heat in the apartment, what a special day

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

"Wentz drilled by a blitzing Queen" all time call

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Air smells of football, everything's ahead of us. Great day to be alive

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

We need to be listening to Mac Miller more

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Lost my first bet on the nfl season, we are so back

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

@japes_321 Its a tough moment, ruins an evening

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

I thought at some point in life we would be required to try to surf, dont think that's true anymore

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Happy 4th of July!

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

I be drinking water recently, real game changer

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

At the ripe age of 26, i finally think when I partake in no shave November this year, I'll actually be able to obtain a visible mustache

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Dog spread

[mau @rllydu]

if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Just saw a black cat in the parking lot at work, should i just call it for the week?

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

@japes_321 Maybe true, but they keep giving me these nice little pebbles to play with

[Jake out the box @Jakesbox33]

Just bought 48 cans of coke, o/u 2.5 week lifespan?