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[April Clark @autogynefiles]

“The REAL monster is dr. Frankenstein” Ummm, no, the real monster is actually The Fire Serpent (technically never mentioned in the text but still VERY scary to imagine), a flaming fanged snake with a taste for human flesh.

[Mr. Quack 🦆 @MxnJhonnyDepp]

Raiola seeing this:

[Tommy "Tough Knuckles" Izzo @IzzoTruther69]

Letting the big fitz do the talking tonight.

[im keef girgo 🌹 @flex_luther13]

city about to be like this tomorrow night

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

I always appreciate when an athlete throws the Sr. on the jersey. Wasn’t sure if this was you or your little baby son. Thanks for clearing it up.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

51 years ago today we had the first quarterback ejection during a game in NFL History.

Vikings' Fran Tarkenton scores a TD and is tripped by Patriots CB Ron Bolton. Fran then fires the ball at Bolton's head.

Both players were ejected after a big fight.

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

South Side Flats
Pittsburgh, PA

[Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1]

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. #TheOpposite / S05E22 The Opposite #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

[Sarah 🥨 @cosmopterix]

“An Amadeus movie but not as good as the one we already have.”

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

me with my sports teams

[Japes @japes_321]

Someone suggesting ai to me makes me see red. Be a person u sicko

[soul @soulrev2]

nah cause if an elephant was in a room u gotta figure that shit out immediately

[Japes @japes_321]

Playing too much borderlands. Read caamp as clamptrap

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Putting 40-year-old Joe Flacco behind that offensive line is full blown elder abuse

[Trey Carney @CarneyMedia]

Steelers’ trip to Dublin in a nutshell.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

When the wife calls on day 2 of a bachelor party in your 30s and says “maybe you guys should take it easy today”

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

drunk friend moves in for a devastating sack tap and shatters his hand against my chastity cage

[g @34rths]

Are you only hanging out with me because of the Prophecy