Jakes Carter

60% of the time it works, everytime.

[Jakes Carter @jakescarter]

@Gen_Catton_Sol Dm me brother

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Spice sleeping in on a Saturday brother HH

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This is Nessa. She was wondering if maybe you could help her pick a flower. Any of the grey ones will do. 13/10 here you are sweetie

[Jakes Carter @jakescarter]

@StevenScorpion1 Maintenance Week ☑️

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No flag brother. HH

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The Dogs of 2018

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BROTHER!!!!! HH

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This is Pippin, but you know him better as my profile picture. He was the catalyst for the kindest online community ever and his intense expression will never be matched. Pippin passed away this week due to complications of old age, but he’ll live on with every post. 15/10 ❤️

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This is Maui. That is his yogurt bowl. He is kindly requesting more yogurt. 12/10 of course sir right away

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We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in category F4 tornadoes. They’re very dangerous. Thank you... 12/10 would still pet

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This is Knox. He had a really good day. Learned that outside isn’t that scary after all. 12/10 would compliment his perfectly toasted ears

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My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10

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This is Sid. He got famous a few years ago for holding a piece of pizza. Wanted to let everyone know he’s still thriving. 14/10 for the pupperoni legend

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This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

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the human invited many guests. to the household this evening. but i reserved a whole room to myself. i have special headphones. to ward off the sky booms. i have my stuffed fren sebastian. to keep me company. and the human plans to check in on me. every other minute

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the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

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This is getting ridiculous. Please don’t send in soft pretzels. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 13/10 someone help him

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the human hasn’t smiled much today. and i’m not sure why. but i have a squeaker toy that looks like a cupcake. and i am coming. to the rescue

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we went on a big walk. i was even allowed to bring. my stuffed fren sebastian. he sat in the wagon with my other fren. while i navigated.. when the household became visible. on the way back. the human unhooked my leash. and i ran the rest of the way. i was so speedy

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This is Mossy. She stole the remote and then fell asleep making everyone watch what she wanted. A very frustrating situation. Still 12/10