Jake Sheiner

Very legal and very cool

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@jackkilmer001 @MercedesKilmer What could I possibly have been replying to 14 years ago?

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@MercedesKilmer Too soon

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@Sam_Phalen It feels fucking great and yet they still find ways to make you lose your mind. We have highs and lows. With the expectations little bumps in the road feel more major.

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@dnlklr Will you be taking bets on how long Hauser Palo Alto lasts? What’s the over under?

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@tedcruz It’s giving Florida Used Car Salesman

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@OsheaJacksonJr @Nike and take that black stripe off the side of our purple unis.

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@srkdall I sat at the counter next to a girl who ordered a milkshake and a coffee. She started taking pictures and the waitress picked up the menu and stood it up behind her milkshake and said “a lot of people have been taking photos like this.”

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@DnlKlr https://t.co/HJUDWpMVmR I think I must have hallucinated this as well.

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@DnlKlr I just have missed when they edited out all the Mo Greene and Hyman Roth scenes in the Godfather movies.

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@DnlKlr Gen X arm band tattoo actualized.

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@PpollingNumbers Sounds like a waste of a good hat.

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@DnlKlr Picked a doozy

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@DnlKlr @CharlotteFang77 @net_art_dad @Feuer_Hund All qualities that I look for in a Senator.

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@PrimaryCinema Dressed To Kill

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@EmmaTolkin Whichever line is shortest

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@MerriamWebster Sike!

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@EmmaTolkin @Steveplustax Ha! This is funny but we are doomed.

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@jeanettehayes How about miniature Cowboy Curtis in a miniature Arne Jacobsen chair?

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@EmmaTolkin How do you remember all these lines from movies you must have watched ages ago?!?

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@EmmaTolkin And their father was a radio comic named Parkyakarkus and he died of a heart attack while on stage at a Frair’s Club roast

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@aservais1 Because PR teams need to justify their prices?