Jake “here da boy come” russell smith

The Doggone Don

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Asking the banker if they have any more cream soda dum dums in the back as they foreclose on my house

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Just now getting into the walking dead. This Shane guy can kill himself

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@lunch_enjoyer The man in this photo was the best man I ever knew (your grandfather)!

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Wish I had cancer so George Pickens could dedicate a griddy to me after he scores a 27-yd td @steelers are you ok with this tweet? #SteelersNation

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Loitering by the baby changing station in the Love’s bathroom, subtly clearing my throat and making aggressive eye contact with the truckers walking in bc Jakey needs a change :(

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Going to the big and tall store and asking for the biggest fuckin shit they got

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Just found out through Reels that Kai Cenat isn’t enjoying the new call of duty
:(

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Back into Twitter. Meesa likey daddy elon lol SIKE

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Yeah man can’t wait to chat with this guy in Arabic lol

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Oh great! October, The spookiest FUCKING time of the year. Can’t wait to literally be scared 24/7 for the next 4 weeks! Haha ha, yes! Hell yeah!

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@vonhelvetica That means u fuckin rock

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@lunch_enjoyer Positively disgusting 💯

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I am, once again, a Twitter (X) type of guy. Threads might be one of the worst social mediums I’ve ever come across

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Just jumped the turnstile nbd

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You know, that type of thing

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Asses to asses, dust to dust

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@khannah_clutch All caps? Really?

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Chuck E Cheese security guard who refuses to sit with his back to the door when in public

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them: you better not be getting comfy on that plane!

my ✨neurospicy✨ ass:

[Jake “here da boy come” russell smith @jakeshmith]

Why do I always have to pee

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Hazing the new hires by telling them the song American Woman is about Barbara Bush