jake simonson

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@BenBankas Cleveland

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

Why is it all of a sudden people think speaker phones are the new thing? Why do people think it is appropriate to use them in common places. Lady has been on speaker for an hour while we are waiting on a plane.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This dude at the bar won’t stop hitting pass pro reps @KaticMichael

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

12 minutes into Christmas dinner and Covid shot has already been brought up. Going to be a hell of a ride

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

I dunno. I’m glad my parents drew the line at shouting.

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

Oh no

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

This is the Delpit we’ve been waiting for since we drafted him

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@msimonson09 No tacos?

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@msimonson09 What’s for dinner?

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@msimonson09 Thanks bro

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

How do you give up inside position…?

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

A new hire at my work said he can file exempt on his taxes due to diplomatic immunity… where do these people come from?

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

Happy 1st Birthday to my wonderful pup Colt

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

Before the commercial did anyone see tyreke hill push a coach?

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@msimonson09 Thanks bro

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

Can’t believe I’ve slept on Jersey Mikes this whole time

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@RileyWentzel4 @sandavidcito Certified banger

[jake simonson @jakesimo23]

@bettingpro @RileyWentzel4 nothing like a good old fashion horse race to get the people going

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: Panthers linebacker Luke Kuechly announces he is retiring in a video posted on the team's Twitter account.