jake

high-proof country boy, prob in the garage workin’ out & eating like I didn’t, learning horses as I go, be yourself

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss when I could sleep through the entire night without waking up.

[jake @jakeskies13]

@mandy_dvd Those who don’t have explaining to do

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[jake @jakeskies13]

And then there’s more to clean!

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me thinking I’ve fixed my life just cuz I’ve cleaned my room

[jake @jakeskies13]

I love it out here

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

the horse is telling me otherwise...

[cow @cowincrisis]

Dr. Pepper could be a cow did you ever consider that

[jake @jakeskies13]

Good times, very good times

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

[Kristen @Kica333]

Go out after 8pm? No sorry I’m already in my pajamas.

[horse @horsetwting]

The term ‘Horsing around’ pisses me off - very disrespectful. We work very hard.

[jake @jakeskies13]

@MommaFrankie Oh hay

[jake @jakeskies13]

I really wanted that opportunity to come through, which unfortunately didn’t

[jake @jakeskies13]

Me when someone tells me to just act natural

[greg @greg16676935420]

When I’m on a walk and a wasp starts chasing me

[jake @jakeskies13]

Happy Mother’s Day! Y’all are strong.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[jake @jakeskies13]

This real? If so… cinema bc of Jack, not…

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

JUST IN: Trump announces alliance with Jack Sparrow to help blockade the blockade of the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz

[jake @jakeskies13]

@tanylake I couldn’t imagine

[jake @jakeskies13]

🤷‍♂️

[🃏 @JakeRammos]

be honest, do you talk to yourself?

[jake @jakeskies13]

Prob not a whole line bc that’s a lot lmao

[Sarah Sizzle @sizzle_sarah]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[jake @jakeskies13]

🫪

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Texas ice cream shop is serving crawfish-flavored ice cream with an actual crawfish on top

Red Circle Ice Cream recommends using it as a spoon