Jake Smith

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

I’ve been sending my poems to my buddies for years, figured it’s time to throw it up on the old twitter. Enjoy!

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@ToneDigz That’s on you for not getting a Deere pal, @tyschmit gets it. Sell aht

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@rainy_steve @PatMcAfeeShow Boom roasted

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@kenayres7 @KirkHerbstreit @PatMcAfeeShow Congratulations on the spell check, now go eat a fucking steak.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣 TEAM

#ESPNGameDay IS LIVE IN 30 ON ESPN FROM BEAUTIFUL MONTANA

Yesterday I attended the 9X NATIONAL CHAMPION Montana State Rodeo Team’s practice..and DID SOME RANCHIN

My life is THEE DUMBEST

Today’ll be cold..but ⚡️⚡️

**The Steer, named pumpkin, is 1,000,000% Alright**

[Austin O'Neill @aBigDealoneill]

@PatMcAfeeShow idk how to make it happen, but I NEED to get a photo with you tomorrow to prove the boys in the group chat wrong! #gameday #patmcafee #montanastate #gocats

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Don’t need autonomous tractor

Do need autonomous broken shit fixer

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@ToneDigz Holy fuck rip, that you?

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

Hey @PatMcAfeeShow what if @BostonConnr and @tyschmit did a toxic table Tuesday’s episode? Not a full week slate but just let them do their thing once a week. That would be a fucking gold mine!

[Football @BostonConnr]

Jamal Adams:

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@tf2481 Ya easy, after everything you follow with either “fuck it” or “fuck em’” and keep it rolling kid!

[Dusty Rich 🇺🇸 @drich82]

With the approach of show steer sales season you will see terms you may not understand. I hope this helps:
1. “Holdover” = midget
2. “State Fair Sized” = born February or before
3. “Good County Fair Steer” = common AF
4. “Experienced showman” = redhead kinda crazy

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

Every so often I challenge @PatMcAfeeShow to a money shot for the people with @philmains cash on the line…

It appears as if Phil is now DAHN $500

Retweet to enter #ThankYouPhil

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@CodyWolfeMusic You sing pop music friend. Lower your voice

[Anna Link @akate_19]

County fair culture is so intriguing to me.

Fairboard members say over and over “it’s about the kids” and then get into fist fights because their egos are too big for their britches

[Degenerative Agriculture Advisor @PlsntVlyFarmer]

4250 on baler, 4450 on moco, 4240 on rake, 4630 on loader, lining them up. If it was 1984, I’d be a pretty big deal.

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

@jcewr2 Wouldn’t be bad!

[Jake Smith @jakesmithSVA]

I hate snow more than anything in this world, but I also hate heat. My fiancé says I complain to much, why can’t it be 45 degrees everyday??