Jake Ottosen

Actor, Singer, Theatermaker, Musicmaker, Dreamer of Dreams

[Jake Ottosen @Jakesperience]

me: Oh it's not Green NUDE Deal?
AoC: Please get off my porch.
me: wasted so much money on body paint

[Jake Ottosen @Jakesperience]

It's me. High. That's the problem I'm high. #tailorswift

[Jake Ottosen @Jakesperience]

If you can't pick up the check, you should really work out because checks aren't even that heavy.

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I just want to live the extraordinary life I dream about in the 10 minutes before I leave work when I realize I have the next day off.

[Jake Ottosen @Jakesperience]

Dear @SparkNotes, please give @gortneycourter at least 5 raises for her inCREDible meme-ing. I am an ancient, elder millennial who learned how to tweet at you just to tell you this. DO IT! Her brain is a national treasure.

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I'm strictly Non-Minogueamous. Totally open to all Kylie Minogue songs and willing to see where it goes.

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Saw a @MikesHardLemons truck that said "I brake for flavor" on the side. Gotta guess that truck has never braked.

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Game idea: SIDEQUEST. The whole game is running errands for people and never really knowing what your true purpose is. Oof, nope, too real.

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@seedandspark I was so stoked to apply for your Crowdfunding Specialist position! Y'all are doing such great work. I'm just gonna be over here casually refreshing my email like

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

one time while i was reporting on a protest, a boston police officer forced me up against a fence so i couldn’t get away, beat me with his bike until i fell down, and kept beating me while i was trapped, lying on the sidewalk.
but i’m sure your thing sucked, too.

[SNACK BLOC @SnackBloc]

BREAKING: Portland Hates Cops According to Recent Pole

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@DaveGeorgeson @mhaelic Looking forward to it. Long as I can RP in it. I will say it kind of blew my mind when Tribes 2 came out and I was like... wait, I think that guy's my Guildmaster!

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@DaveGeorgeson @mhaelic Yar nafoz! 😂😂 I think that was "friends," right? Guys, I credit our time RPing together as a huge part of my theater training. Totally used the same skills as a professional improv/interactive actor years later. ♥️

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@R3volutionDaddy @Johnnthelefty @defendpdx Holy fuck, literally stomping out the voice of the people.

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@hornedkingveles @xatrax @dobiemanengland A string of words does not a sentence make.

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@infinitedeserts Hello