Jake Seeley

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

I’m a Capricorn boy who needs cuddles and love, thank you kindly 🥰

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Last night Bella and I watched Shrek one through four and the puss in boots movie... I think I’ve found a keeper 😂

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

@ZakkdLarte Looks pretty damn yellow to me 🤔💛⭐️🌻🌙🌼🐝🍌🍋🧀⚠️🍯

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

People think bisexuals have a larger pool of partners... unless you’re me and only seem to date other bisexuals... 😬 #bisexual

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

I have 3 tattoos all booked for February 😬 I’m not addicted, you are! 🙊

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Just realised my two requirements for a partner is:
1. LIKES TATTOOS
2. LIKES COFFEE
...gosh I’m easy 😜

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Unprofessional alert: My landlord came over yesterday to fix a clogged drain. He decided that using my flatmates toothbrush to remove all the ‘gunk’ he found and then leave it on the toilet seat was an awesome idea... 🤮🤮

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Most people forget that you need to buy YOURSELF Christmas presents too 🥰

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Should I have left?
Mate invited me over - I message saying I was on my way - I turn up lights are off so I knock on door and wait for a bit - no answer so I stand outside and call and text him - no answer so I sit in driveway and wait for 5mins - still no answer so I left.

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Everyone’s out here looking for a relationship to be in love, I just need someone to split a mortgage with 😬😂

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

@alex_chienne How exciting!!

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Shoutout to the lovely old lady I accidentally woke up at 4am when I misdialled a landline during my night shift 😅

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

I just got asked if I was over 16 when buying a red bull... yes I’ve got a mask on but surely I dont look that young 😅😂

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

@cantikjane I feel you with this one 😭 Good luck! I used to get super wild migraines

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

I know I didn’t order anything but I still check the name on the package to see if it’s mine 😝

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

@mitchill Haha I feel that! I guess it’s all context too right

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

I never understood this concept of waiting an hour before replying to a message, I know you’re online, just reply 💁‍♀️🤷‍♂️

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

@alex_chienne Exactly! Surely it’s common courtesy 🤷‍♂️

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

@mitchill Accept the award and then quit 😉

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

Having the privilege to go the supermarket before it opens is the best thing ever, this morning I was doing my shop with literally two others as well as staff stocking shelves.

[Jake Seeley @jakesunreal]

This is the first time anyone has ever described me as ‘essential’