T Bird 🇵🇸

goofs, occasionally tomfoolery | he/him | you can have a kiss on the lips for a price

[T Bird 🇵🇸 @JakeTheExplorer]

I’m beginning to feel more 2000 and late and less 3008 these days

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Me: do you love me?

*400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm*

ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife

Me: oh my God it's human

[Doctor Ava M.D. P.h.D Russoculipticocularisticism @63grussell63]

this one is really dear to my heart

[jules? @couldbejulesx3]

what's your name with only these letters?

[Diana @crzycool_]

The most perfect green

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

*walking up to the librarian* excuse me, books on becoming a beast? books on going from man to beast?

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

Dexter Morgan at 16 yo

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[Seorge 🇪🇺 @coaiecrete]

Romania has finally entered the Schengen Area and a dog was the first to cross the Romanian-Hungarian border with everyone clapping for it

[. @batmancurated]

by john paul leon

[selome hailu @selomeeeee]

it’s been deleted but i reference it, out loud, every single day.

[wint @dril]

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

[Evan @evanjmader]

i lowkey need to go to the store #ingredients

[juliAn @oigevalt]

it’s that time of year again