jake 🥀🐀

you love to hate me

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

The new iPhone my cashfag got me finally arrived heheh

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

I want to have fun, I want to feel desperate

Versailles, October 2, 3:33pm

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

I keep running to my balcony every time I heard a car door slam closed in the hopes that it’s here and it never is 🫠

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

so my new phone is getting delivered today and the delivery window was 9:15-11:45 and my intercom is broken and I think the note I taped up with my number on to call me has blown away with the wind and I’m STRESSING

[tom ❄️🩸 @coldbloodedtom]

“Give us gay Love Island”
Love Island if it was gay:

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

Also so much great music out today. Rose, Bebe, Adela, Tove, Olivia. Haven't stopped playing new Tinashe since it dropped last week. Pop is life. I'm honored to create it right here right now. I do not play about this craft

[Cameron is CONFESSING 🪩 @madonnasoldmore]

Maybe i’m too woke but why is a 16 year old promoting alcohol

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

The entire Bosnian and Canadian football teams could get it 🫪🫡 #CANBIH

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

@rosegray_ Ahhhhh I’m so excited! Also I can’t wait to see you supporting Tove in Sept in Manchester, it’s my 30th birthday and couldn’t imagine a better way to spend my night 🥳

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

@queenpythia I mean they said what they said, and I wholeheartedly agree 🫡🙂‍↕️

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

@EddieBu69316313 How much for pal?

[Demi Lovato @ddlovato]

I'm dying right now Hahahaha too good RT @IGGYAZALEA: i can't lie "delete it fat" and "vagina flick" are now parts of my official vocab.

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

nah sorry I’m screaming at this that my mate got ai to make for my World Cup fantasy league 😭

https://t.co/CyxUlfciZP

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

Okay so is anyone doing a fantasy football team for the World Cup bc I’ve made a queer league if anyone wants to join 💪🏻🫡 #worldcup26 #ENG #fantasyfootball

https://t.co/pkF9SNNKi7

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

£642 tax rebate?? Don’t mind if I fucking doooooo

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

David Harbour publicly comments on Lily Allen’s ‘West End Girl’ album for the first time:

“It was weird. I do believe that it is the privilege of every artist to use their experience to create art, and so I respect her for doing that. I can’t really say that much more because it’s my private life. In spite of the fact that a lot of people don’t allow me a private life — I value it. And I also value the lives of the people that I interact with privately. I just won’t speak about that. Stories are complex and that’s why I say I respect her creation of art to channel her experience. It wasn’t my experience.”

🔗: https://t.co/U5WoVSfobk

[kim petras @kimpetras]

gay

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

Like I genuinely started tearing up a bit at the trailer holy fuck

[jake 🥀🐀 @jaketheratboy]

OH NY GOD THEYRE DOING A COMPLETE REMAKE OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME HOLY SHIT