jake stewart

27 years old • Southern California •

[jake stewart @jakethestew_]

My kids in 2035: "Dad can you explain what caused the great TP shortage of 2020?"
Me:" Well kids it all started in 2017, with the bang of a Trash can"
Kids: "What does a trash can have to do with a TP shortage?"
Me: "THE ASTROS FUCKING CHEATED OK" @AsteriskTour

[jake stewart @jakethestew_]

@DailyLoud #AmericaFirst

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Joe Biden just declared that Mexico is on the border of Gaza

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Ruled Too Senile To Stand Trial Still Fine To Run Country https://t.co/vFcfq36IwW

[jake stewart @jakethestew_]

@bennyjohnson i get uneasy when my grandpa slips up when he talks.. I cannot believe its worse for the POTUS

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@rawsalerts LETS GO BRANDON 🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are being gaslit

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@NinersDawgs Frozen

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@stoolpresidente

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@Adam_Vargas16

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@bennyjohnson Trump and his new cabinet members? 😂 can we make Dana sec of defense and Kid Rock Speaker of the house?

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@BRWalkoff Chone Figgins 🔥

[jake stewart @jakethestew_]

@RegalMovies this is pretty terrible… $40 bucks to sit in filth 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 every seat in the theater looks like this.

[CMT @CMT]

Gonna tell my kids this is Rascal Flatts! @HardyMusic @PostMalone @MorganWallen

[Johnny Kash @JuanMVP]

@bennyjohnson

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@Alphafox78 nothing funny here. Fuck this kid and fuck his parents for raising a piece of shit. Get that dog out of that house, kids lucky the Gsd didnt react

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

We’re on the brink of World War III and this is how Joe Biden is spending the weekend:

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@barstoolsports Peyton Manning level forehead here…

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Chargers every time they’re down a score with 2 minutes left

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@ElonMuskAOC

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@MLB @Adobe