Jake

[Lord Glenmore @LordJamesEden]

If I as a heterosexual male were to prance down Penrith town centre waving my genitalia about in nothing more than a pair of budgie smugglers, I would be (rightfully) arrested and probably be sacked by my employer.

If however you’re a man who likes a stroll down Bourneville Boulevard or a woman that enjoys a Haddock Pasty, you can do exactly that and be celebrated by the authorities and your HR Department.

Absolutely fucking bonkers.

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

Tottenham fans singing “Thomas Frank, your football is shit”

[@ChrisCowlin]

[Balamir @Bala_mirs]

🚨🚨THERE IS NO SUCH MONSTERY A man in Pakistan married a 13-year-old girl. When the girl refused to have the wedding, the man ran for his Kalashnikov gun. While the girl was screaming for help, her friends intervened and said, "We are not savages, do not kill her, show the strength of men by raping her."
@Bala_mirr

[𝙁𝙐𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙕 @FUTWIZ]

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[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

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[Spurs Connect @Spurs_Connect]

🚨 NEW:

Jamie Carragher has stated that Daniel Levy should leave Tottenham and let someone else be in charge.

This is big.

@SkySports

[footy_tipsters @Footy_Tipsters]

HAPPY DAYS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

£25-£1,000 completed ✅ actually got to £1,128 so even more than planned!

We all deserved this, and thank you all for continuing the support!

We got 4 goals, not just 1 🕺

100 REPOSTS AND WE GO AGAIN!!! 🤝🏼

[The Value Bet Spotter @ValueBetSpotter]

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[Daily Hotspur @Daily_Hotspur]

Cuti Romero telling Mac Allister to "go home and cry" 💀

[Jaco™ @JacoCats]

Cuti Romero ladies and gentlements.

[aj tracey @ajtracey]

greatest british player ever. argue with yourself 👍🏽

[Jogo Bonito @ufcfooty]

Just a thread of some Worldies - nothing more, nothing less.

[Jake @Jakethfc23]

🐐

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

They Really Got The Boy Performing At The World Cup 🙏🏽

[Jake @Jakethfc23]

@HKane @richarlison97 @ChampionsLeague @SpursOfficial Beg you get off free kicks

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

If you listen to anything today, listen to what Paddy Pimblett has to say.

A class message.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

#TommyFumbles

$2K to someone who retweets this.

[Jake @Jakethfc23]

@CJM5_ @FootyAccums

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

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[Jake @Jakethfc23]

@CJM5_ Playing shit but that bellend keeps diving

[Jake @Jakethfc23]

Why are fiat 500s more annoying than @TheSun