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[Spawn Wave @SpawnWaveMedia]

The shop keeper in GTA VI when they see you didn't get the Ultimate Edition

[Jacob @jacobfullofpain]

How are these people supposed to have jobs after this show what hospital is hiring Kenzie

[TABBY @verypalehipster]

My team looks like Casa Amor bro 😭😭

[mo love @rubiabandito]

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[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

I forgot how hard these commercials were lmao

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Hey MAGA, do you have answers??

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Nobody is vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, and Trump knows it. This is a visible example of his corruption--a no-bid contract to some crony followed by sky-high cost overruns, and shoddy construction to boot. Classic Trump: I didn't fuck up, it was my enemies.

[John Rocha @TheRochaSays]

OBAMA NOW??? HE’S FUCKING BLAMING OBAMA NOW???? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[george glooney @smoothmeatya]

Remember what you’re fighting for

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine how fucking stupid you must be to still be a Trump supporter and believe this dumb shit.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA logic

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Trump, last month: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut the Reflecting Pool. So strong."

[☆ @fwskiiii]

Michelle Obama once asked her mother why she was holding Barack's hand on election night. Her mother replied, "His father left when he was two. He lost his mother to cancer. He was moments away from becoming the leader of the free world with no parents, so I took his hand."

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Trump is so obviously racist, but he’s done so much wrong and evil that we just gloss over the fact that he doesn’t call Barack “President Obama”. He intentionally says Hussein as a dog whistle to all his racist followers.

This guy has done so much damage to this country and to the office of presidency. Truly a historic embarrassment.

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[Thomas Hall ⏹️ @thnuaa]

@Robotbeat How the discussion caused by this tweet will sound to an AI with an IQ of 1,000,000