Jakə Utendorf

On the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise, and said, I need a caretaker.
So God made a farmer.

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

All you need to know about the small things in life:

Enjoy the good ones.
Don't sweat the bad ones.

[Valpo Softball @ValpoSoftball]

The strong throw from @KamrynUtendorf beats the runner! 💪

Mid 2 - Valpo 0, UIC 0

#GoValpo

[Valpo Softball @ValpoSoftball]

The 💨 from @KamrynUtendorf to beat out the infield single and tie the game!

#GoValpo

[Gavin Spoor @gavin_spoor]

I drove a tractor today. Pretty good day if you ask me

[john @jheins105]

Not watching the protest, just trying to sell show swine

[The Pig Site @thepigsite]

In the past year, one-third of global pork supply has completely vanished and 75 per cent of what remains is under threat. These numbers are staggering, but even more shocking is that they’ve had very little impact on hog futures...

https://t.co/y244HnikA6

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

@realSamMorman A rare glimpse of a man at his peak

[Blade Sports @toledosports]

The entire Ohio Stadium field is covered by Ohio State fans singing 'Sweet Caroline' after the Buckeyes' win vs. Michigan.

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

@AndrewBurgei @CSteck_52 @receroney74 @chivesridenour But man, if there was a "hip tossing" call, you wouldve had the market cornered.

[ODA @ohioagriculture]

Have you received a packet of seeds in the mail that you didn't order? Does it look similar to the photos here? If so, DO NOT PLANT the seeds and report them here: https://t.co/h31fCvGvgf…/plant-health/resources/seed-reporter

[Kyndal Reitzenstein @KyndalReitz]

When a dare to say something on the mic comes true....

“Step off to the side of this gilt and her length of body goes against social distancing” -BG

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

@ceceutendorf I can't believe it. Im shocked.

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

The hottest takes on twitter belong to @cybersygh and there isnt a thing you can do to change my mind.

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

@cybersygh This is exactly why writing shit down is one of the most important thing you can do. Had a good day or need to vent bout a bad one? Journal it. Need to remember the name of that good mean you had? Add it to the list. Want to remember a story to tell you kids? You know what to do.

[ESPN @espn]

It's still hard to believe that Ohio State's band is this synchronized 🤯

[John Deere USA @JohnDeere]

Forever John Deere Green 💚💔

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

@cybersygh Can confirm, our family and friend around us have 5 years self sustained plan in case of society collapsing and anarchy ensuing. Including food, firearms, water, and biodiesel production.

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

@iFunnyMadHatter God forbid they let trump do something good for the american people.

[Jakə Utendorf @jakeu16]

Ohio/Anti-Ohio memes gives me a feeling of power like none other.