Jacob Reed

flat earthers can fuck off.

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

Hey boys. There are 2 single girl who are looking for anyone over 6’ and athletic, if you qualify let me know. Must be younger then 26.

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

(Hits middle rumble strip)
Girlfriend: watch the road!!
Boyfriend: sorry I was lost in those eyes. Girlfriend: where did that come from? Boyfriend: it was lost in those eyes.

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

Is it just me or is winco rising there prices #iseeyou

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

If you ever need a friend or a bottle of wine, I will be there for both #bff

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

When you look at your girls exes and you realize your the scrub #Catfish

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

I can’t wait to die and go to hell so I can see all my friends. #bestsurprisepartyever

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

I love @billieeilish #futurewife

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

@Jeremiah9411 I'm not 😂😂

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

There is more contact in the WNBA then the NBA #womenup

[Jeremiah crites @Jeremiah9411]

I always seem to find a way to mess a good thing up😞

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

@Bailey_Ash32 what I want now!!

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

@kyschott14 if you really want me to 😋

[Jacob Reed @jakeupread]

@kyschott14 don't you ever tell Keith to chill

[AMP @AMPmontana]

Congrats @kristaschott22, senior @ Broadview HS, our Feb #ComebackAthlete. Came back from partially torn ligaments in her ankle. #PIRATES

[mariah scary👻 @thegrimgay]

Split will fuck with you. Fair warning.