Jake Vernon

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽🇧🇦🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

Keir’s pulled it off, he’s getting the World Cup final hospitality seats

[Joseph Gellman - it’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joseph_gellman]

I give it three months before we get the “well in hindsight was Starmer really that bad?” analysis from our world-class journalists who have spent the past two years desperate for more psychodrama

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Fuck cancer, lads and lasses

[Alex @AlexLFC31]

God forbid you want to pay £7 for a leg of lamb instead of £26

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Iran agreeing to a deal ahead of The Masters opening round

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

Coming home after being friendly and social all day:

[Seeking @seekingaround17]

Master has given dobby a glock

[Paul Williams @thepaulwilliams]

Rugby balls are bastards.

I'd trust a Colombian drug lord before I trusted a rugby ball bouncing in the 22.

[Reece Loveland @ReeceLSport]

Couldn’t agree more. I only drink for special occasions. Today’s occasion: Friday

[PintsO’Guinness @PintsO_Guinness]

This meal prep shit is easy

[Grace @graceyldn]

“Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Brooklyn and Nicola to the dance floor as they share their first dance as a married couple.”

Victoria:

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Husband to wife today after finding out what the kids got for Christmas.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[Jon @jpw_2020]

Thoughts are with all the fellas wearing jeans to sit in a house today.

[alli @sonofalli]

thrilled to announce I’m having a 2nd coffee

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s a big few days for crisps in bowls across Britain.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Men used to go to war. Now they announce promotions at their microsoft excel job using this picture

[Craig @meh_musings]

Jake Paul broken jaw, Andrew Tate having his non existent chin punched off, Wee Tommy Robinson pissing his pants in Dubai and Gerwyn Price pumped in the darts.

Some few days for the woke 🕺🕺🕺

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Having to do actual work the Monday of Christmas week

[JT @jiratickets]

Thrilled to announce a meeting ended early and I was given 5 minutes back