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@jake_louis_evans

[jake evans @jakewasson]

Estimated 56k people die from the flu each year 1 out of every 6 people on earth die from a form of cancer 647k people die each year from heart disease 146k people die of strokes a year and everyone is really going to now going to act like this is the end??

[Third Row Tesla Podcast @thirdrowtesla]

This is the definition of panic. Don’t do it.

Don’t panic.

[jake evans @jakewasson]

I want my horses as broke as I am

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[jake evans @jakewasson]

Ever been so heart broken on the inside about someone that it makes you sick to your stomach to think about?

[jake evans @jakewasson]

So really big news everyone! I’ve changed my last name now to EVANS. This has been something that I’ve been wanting to do for the past few years and I finally have gotten around to it. I wanted to take on my… https://t.co/OGhAd9Z8IC

[jake evans @jakewasson]

@jimcramer hey jim big fan! What are your thoughts on BA with the new news about the FAA saying that the maxx could be In the air sooner than expected. Buy and sit or wait?

[jake evans @jakewasson]

I’m not a Russian roulette player especially when it’s a full gun.... #learnwhenitsnotagame

[jake evans @jakewasson]

Why take the risk going in to the lions den when there’s a field of flowers right next to it. You go ahead and be dumb and go play with a lion like it’s a kitten. Imma not act like Im some Steve Irwin and be stupid.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Yup

[jake evans @jakewasson]

Life is soup and I’m a fork

[前 原 神 @BigDikFrieza]

Boyfriend: what’s wrong?

Girlfriend: nothing....

Girlfriend the rest of the day:

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When you’ve been smashing her habitually for 84 months and she asks “so.. what are we..?”

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

When everything is going wrong in your life

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I’ve shared this video over 3 times and I’m not apologizing

[jake evans @jakewasson]

Catendro winning both 3,3 performance classes today out of 26 our first time together!

[jake evans @jakewasson]

Days Gone Quiet | Lewis Capaldi | Lyrics ☾☀ https://t.co/Q1hCEqM6LS