Jake Smith

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[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@katyperry really wanted to see the glittery turd in Adelaide 🥲 ily tho

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@SAHealth why can someone tested at Vic Park 24 hours after me get their results within 12 hours and I’ve been waiting 3 days for my results from Willunga (still waiting)? We were both close contacts at the same exposure site and neither of us are presenting with symptoms. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@katetimandjoel Lunar Park chats: Lunar Park was originally intended for Adelaide but we turned it down because we enjoy being boring.

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@Dominos_AU your driver of car S961BRY needs a lesson in road saftey. Tailgating and speeding on Grand Junction Road.

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@marshall_steven a friend of mine is a high school teacher. He has been told by his principal he is not allowed to wear a mask to school. What should he do? he is putting himself at risk everyday he goes to work because our government won’t close schools.

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

I just want someone to meow at me, the same way @chrissyteigen meows at salmon.

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@kimberly_lush This looks so easy and soooooo good

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@kimberly_lush yaaaaas 25 minute recipes is exactly what I need!

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@chrissyteigen No, It’s the people who are undercooked.

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@chrissyteigen I don’t ever want this thread to end.. 🤤

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@Hayley_Pearson you know you can recall emails, right? 😉

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@katetimmarty no Tim, you can’t be identical in every way except for your bits. #fraternaltwinproblems

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@chrissyteigen Why not make it life size? It will hold a lot more than twice as much perfume. That’s how you win.

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@chrissyteigen I want the serving plates more than the food. But if the plates came with the food that would be pretty great..

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

This is why I have notifications on for
@chrissyteigen https://t.co/QKrZI5ANoF

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@calbo Noted! google was struggling with that one..

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

Me on google after the @calbo preview at the @ADLFringe last night; “Who is Tony Kavanagh?”
“Where can I buy paw paw ointment in bulk?”
“Is Cal Wilson really allergic to bees?”

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@Dominos_AU I swear I read that the New York pizzas were supposed to have 3x MORE cheese but judging by my pizza it’s 3x LESS 🤷🏼‍♀️ #DomiNoSheDidnt

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@chrissyteigen Is it larger? Or it is..... closer!

[Jake Smith @jakey_boy92]

@_Dylan_Lewis_ if I have paid for a seat on a plane I will recline it whenever I damn well like 🙂 @nova919