Jacob-Binkin Smith

toe walker (rr og)

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

If I were a nut I’d be a JACORN

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

Me hearing they chose a Latino white guy to be pope

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

The mild flavor of a banana is unexpectedly overpowering

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Not to count my chicken bakes before they boom…

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Came all the way home to no HEB rotisserie chicken salad and also my cats are dead what was the point

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

Tried to use my credit card on Kamala merch but there was a mandatory minimum

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

Since when is pooping my pants to get out of doing chores “weaponized incontinence”???? Dafuq?

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

Rent hack: one dollar reduction every time I hear my landlord having phone sex 📈📈

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Add it to the book @MerriamWebster

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I haven’t farted since last year… wait scratch that

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Little spoon + shart on her

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

All I want for Christmas is for the Spurs to acquire a real PG. Forget the “timeline”. Everyone is hurting by not having a setup man.

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

@AustinBarish I be eating it with my hands and kissing my fingers

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Fellas know what I’m talking about 🙀

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Just gave a mouse a cookie, now I can finally enjoy my glass of milk

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

Thank you to all my friends mentors and family without whom I could not have graduated from intro stats at Pima Medical Institute

[Jacob-Binkin Smith @jakey_mane]

After a 17 year long battle I finally beat my kiwi allergy

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Imade limeade

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i just changed my sheets