Jolly Roger

the backwards law

[Jolly Roger @jakeyboyconrad]

I aspire to die an old man with an old wife. Laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.

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Here we go Brownies, here we go!

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They been throwin’ shade
I’m enjoyin’ the canopy

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Kenny Blankenship is my spirit animal.

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“Everyone in the world except Michael Collins.”

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The magic you’re looking for is in the work you’re avoiding.

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#Browns

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Amor Fati

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The day has finally arrived. #Browns

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Making a beautiful thing is a noble pursuit.

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“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.” - Mark Twain

[Jolly Roger @jakeyboyconrad]

Exactly where I’m supposed to be…..

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Last month Morgan started playing #StardewValley I thought the game looked dumb. Fast forward to now. we split screen the game everyday after work and our farm is immaculate and I can’t stop playing.

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Be the good. See the good.

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A short story.

While Putting new insulation in my attic. I fell through my guest bedroom ceiling.

Now I know how to install new insulation and fix ceilings!

Lucky me

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Streaming #Apexlegends on twitch. Might hit diamond tonight if I can hit my shots.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Not a single story on CNN’s homepage

Not a mention on Drudge

Journalists are getting arrested for investigating the Ohio train explosion and animals are dropping dead miles away

What the hell is going on in Ohio and why is the media not talking about it?!

[Jolly Roger @jakeyboyconrad]

I remember when I bought the first Harry Potter book when I was young. I remember my mother taking me and my brothers to see the first film in theaters. I’ll also remember this day. The release of #HogwartsLegacy I feel sorry for all you muggles out there. Childhood reimagined.

[Jarod @conradicaldood]

I don’t know much. But I do know I’m one year sober today. And I think that’s cool

[Jolly Roger @jakeyboyconrad]

At least I ate some canes for lunch. That’s a plus for today

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#Browns time baby