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Magellan's a lot cooler than Justin Bieber

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Unreal. Just ONE republican voted against the NDAA. Massie, of course. The guy who AIPAC and Adelson spent tens of millions removing from office.

Well, I guess that makes it easy. We now know that every single Republican is a traitor. Absolutely disgusting.

[Uncensored.AI @GoUncensored]

Israel just said they're going to watch us fight Iran for them the day before we're voting to merge our militaries.

Once the NDAA is signed Israel will just start more wars all over the world and we'll be obligated to fight them.

Every single member of Congress who votes for the NDAA will be committing treason and signing a death sentence for millions of Americans.

[AGAVE @agave_redux]

When politicians pick obscure hills to die on...you've found one of their kickback schemes

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“Two interpreters were required, rotating every 30 minutes” in a trial against an American woman for calling a foreigner a word

[fedaykin reepicheep @mauddweeb]

terrible maps is close to becoming self aware about THE map

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“No one should have to ask strangers for money, so I’ll just take the money from strangers at gunpoint”

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

giving testosterone to females is The Science but giving testosterone to males is junk science

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

We live in a country where never ending Chicken Alfredo is more securely protected than voting in elections

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

Not a day goes by that I am not reminded of a famous study where men and women were forced to play a card game against an opponent.

Their opponent then either cheated and stole money from the subjects; or cooperated and played fairly.

Afterwards, the men and women were strapped into an FMRI, and watched as their prior opponent received a painful electric shock.

For men, the brain produced an empathic response when the honest opponent was shocked. But it produced no empathy, and in fact showed signs of a pleasure when the cheater was shocked. Their empathy was conditional on how the opponent behaved.

But for women… The brain produced an empathic response for both types of opponents. It didn’t matter if they had been cheated by them prior, they wanted to alleviate everyone’s suffering regardless.

This is their greatest asset, it is the feminine divine. It is the reason why a mother’s love is unconditional.

It’s also the reason why you will be stabbed to death in a Walmart parking lot by a borderline retarded Haitian with 73 prior convictions.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

This is already how i see everything

[fike @FikeMairles]

Pat Tillman was shot 3 times in the back of the head from 10m by a fellow soldier after he started speaking publicly against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. And we dilute his memory on purpose each year. Makes me sick.

[Hels @_Hels_]

Why does Helen of Troy look like police body cam footage.

[Stuart Lyle 🇬🇧 @Stu_Lyle]

I have an idea:
Have the clay trap fire the clay directly towards them rather than across their position.
Then make them stand there for 5 hours and fire it at them without warning.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

The economy would literally collapse without VA disability (bipolar disorder) welfare queens and their $1500 car note for their RAM F-3000 Megalodon with a lift kit that only gets used to drive their fat wife to Chipotle

[AGAVE @agave_redux]

To do what must be done you're going to have to be willing to upset some women.

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Yankee Fox @YankeeFoxFalse]

Some foreigner let their Dog take a Shit in the middle of my Local costco and I looked at an Employee lady and said "we gotta start executing foreigners" and she looked at me like this

[Homeschool Life LLC | Jonathan Prescott @Homeschool_LLC]

Imagining this advice as an advertisement for pulling your kids from public school and homeschooling them.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.