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[💕jj @jakezeyah]

lawd my sister tried to send a pic last night of how her big ass tiddies broke her shirt open and she sent it to me and two of the old numbers of my other siblings. she so pissed cause her face all in it too 😭😭😭 somebody got a pleasant surprise last night.

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tired of being a bigger person around clowns , since yall can’t be fuckin serious let’s turn this bitch to a circus. i’ll show you a real joker…..

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mars & stars was my fav lil beat from back on youtube & im listening to to “trust me” by concrete boys draft day @lilyachty and i just knew when i heard it, that was graycraft92 sound 😍, lowkey i said if i was a rapper that was the beat i would use 😭, pls tell me im right!?

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how down bad on men do you have to be to pretend like you dated one who flirted with you on the internet decades ago that you never even met, sickkkkk.

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keezy taught you well…

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the only ball dropping at midnight is vecna dropping the upside down.

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but after watching the netflix ad they put out either everyone in stranger things dies, everyone lives, or both. either way a lot of carnage!

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or stranger things will end with mike and hopper mourning el cause kali did sum bs….

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stranger things making me feel like mike and will playing dnd and this is all a dream.

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i be talking crazy af when i’m sleepy, watching tv and done told this man “you can’t learn to be a hoe from somebody else it always go bad you gotta do it on your own” & “going to jail is so much better when you go w a friend, let me tell ya”… 😂

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asked my husband to rank my basketball skills he said i was calvin cambridge without the shoes…..

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so many people been saying i dress nice these past couple days. meanwhile i be looking like someone who need to borrow $5 and catch a ride … 97% of the time at home😂😭

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on my fuckin forth tea today… then my sister gone say oh it’s nice outside.. bitch i am dying rn.

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imma learn how to interact in public correctly one of these days… white stud at spinx looked like russell from deadpool told a joke i laughed too hard she said i had a beautiful smile started flirting and callin me baby. chill russell… im still tryna work my baby legs here!

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i wish we could order hot wings at a bar like “let me get the house special 10 on a plate extra wet extra crispy fries around the rim with napkins… paper, not cloth”

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love people listening to house music now because i been oontz oontz’n since my very first mp3 player. yes let’s dance mf !

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watching this show i keep reminding myself ed gein is a real person and it’s freaking me tf out…

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i’m bout to start giving my phone number out again.. i need new friends.

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the most simple shit can really tell you how much a person really cares about you and your well being.

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idk how it correlates but it’s fall so imma watch stomp the yard…