jake

[jake @jakezwibek]

when I was little I asked someone what it meant that a family member was a republican and they said “it means they don’t give money to homeless people”

[jake @jakezwibek]

the devil works hard but mister softee works harder

[jake @jakezwibek]

this was ish’s idea

[jake @jakezwibek]

my steely dan shirt and best day ever shirt fighting for obies’ favorite

[jake @jakezwibek]

Got my own apartment in New York City! ✨💅 it’s only 4000 a month 🥰

[jake @jakezwibek]

My cousins last night engaging in the The Bachelorette discourse vs someone bringing up Pat’s or Geno’s in The Cheesesteak Debate

[jake @jakezwibek]

@ohno765 NOOOOOO

[Oberlin SLAC @slacoberlin]

Come to the radical student organizations fair this Thursday and find the groups on campus that are committed to actively changing our community for the better 💘

[jake @jakezwibek]

Absolutely love arriving at home after almost drowning on flooded roads to my room turned into a home office and my mother aggressively questioning me about my gender

[jake @jakezwibek]

Dear Resed,

I am a man (allegedly)

[jake @jakezwibek]

@hanmahchi I hope you like Kramer

[Oberlin SLAC @slacoberlin]

Got covid concerns? Incompetent management? Improper training? Let us know! https://t.co/mnqWyJ3phL

[jake @jakezwibek]

Does it count as my first legal drink if I didn’t get carded?

[niels @niels73939133]

All of my weird little friends are so cute and talented!!!

[jake @jakezwibek]

@brattyspleen I mean if that’s true…