jakkmatt

overdoer, underthinker.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@PureSitcoms Isn’t that Paul Stanley’s sister?

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@markrobinsonNC Nude Africa is pulling for you too.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

April in #Buffalo is NOT outdoor concert weather.
And to see some mediocre chubby?
🤷‍♂️😂

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

If you have to keep telling yourself you’re not crazy…..you’re probably crazy.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@ilovenostalgia The one with Ms. Tessmacher

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@JalenRose FFS, lighten up Francis.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@realEstateTrent Lighten up, Francis

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@rihanna 🤮

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@reshingbull Oh ffs f**k off!

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

This isn’t funny…it’s freakin hilarious!🤣 😂

[That LEGACY Jones Fan @thatjonesfan]

Here's the removed Denny Hamlin tweet

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

There is no reasoning with this subhuman regime. The Russian Federation is a cancer on our species, on our planet.
#UkraineRussianWar #SlavaUkraini #Ukraine #UkraineWar #PutinIsaWarCriminal

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@SirLewisUpdates @LewisHamilton In the words of Willem Dafoe’s character in To Live & Die in LA, ‘your taste is in your ass’.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

Kanye & Pete Davidson both trending is like a competition for least talented - there can be no winner.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@TheBuffaloNews WTF?

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@michaelmalice Your ‘contempt’ has made you an irredeemable douche. I’ve struggled thru several of your podcasts, a bitter soul who likes to listen to himself find fault w everything. Fade away in Austin.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

@FilmUpdates Ridley Scott’s last good movie was Gladiator, over 20 years ago. His latest (Duel & Gucci) were just awful. He’s forgotten how important a good soundtrack is to a movie. Perplexing why anyone wld invest in a movie w him now.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

Just had some pizza & wings from a place called ‘Just Pizza & Wings’, & it’s just some of the worst pizza & wings. 🤢🤮

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

I don’t see enough of what appears to be the best response to most tweets - ‘oh ffs, fuck off’.

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

All beer tastes like piss. IPA’s taste like piss filtered through a bag of shit. #BeeryChristmas #beer

[jakkmatt @jakkmatt]

A cry would be much more cathartic if it wasn’t for the messy snot. #Wisdom