John Albright

[John Albright @jakneute]

@YoungHelghast There's always going to be games from years ago neglected on newer machines, requiring some kind of outside help. I had to fumble around to figure out how to get dead rising 3 running at over 30 fps for example and when I did, the inventory won't work. It sucked.

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@_GTAVI_ Yeah, GTA VI clearly looks better, but this is disingenuous. This is slapped together with assets through a Rockstar editor, not a fully mocapped and directed cutscene.

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@gtasix_ "Robberies can involve disabling alarms and stealing money without alerting anyone."

So, you mean burglaries?

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@IGN I think it is economically reasonable for me to never buy a Playstation console ever again.

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@JustinWhang Hot take: I hate it when people defend the usually better paid principal actors over the writers as "leave him alone, he had a bad script." No, his acting was also wooden.

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Check out this game I made.

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@Olympustabard Weirdly, at the time, it was considered an un punishing breath of fresh air when it came out relative to prior mmos.

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@realDonaldTrump Will you personally sign those millions of checks, or will you use autopen instead?

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@weatherchannel The game also confirms hand snorting cocaine you have on you. Will the cocaine wash away if I try it during a hurricane? I have to know!

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@baldlyrudy Does it have a means of actually reading old discs?

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@Madximilian Did this happen yesterday? It usually doesn't snow in Chicago at this time of year.

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@asr7c Ha, here I just intentionally kill myself a few times here so the dynamic difficulty gets rid of the snipers.

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@ThatBeing_Said Nah, that happened so fast and was animated so poorly, that I can understand the bafflement.

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@Perfekt_Shawn Is this a porn parody?

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@brndxix This is like the cringey opposite end of what mediaversity does: unironically positively rate movies based on how woke they are.

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@allapolanco I was hoping for a retail and classic hybrid but any time anyone makes any qol request from retail, it is met with a scathing counter from fans. "It's how it was. Play retail if you don't like it scrub." This community can really suck sometimes.

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@Lotharemas It's this weird balancing act. Saying "go back to retail" is dumb and dismissive. I mean, do all the friction points from classic really need to be retained? How much modern QoL can you bring in while maintaining the old vibes? Must have been a nightmare to design.

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@PikabooNews Not gonna, lie, when I first started WoW I thought the Need icon meant a dice roll and the Greed icon (coin) meant you can place a bid to win the item. I had no idea how MMO loot systems worked. No way this will draw in new clueless players, just sweats.

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@WrecKing1990 I honestly cannot tell if it is incompetence or curiosity of the sequences bounds.

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@Gemarland They always show scenes with overcast weather. That's basically the only weather condition that can reliably fake this level of realism.