jakob kalt

lil' trauma kid

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@jessjenius

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@heybonita_ I'm about to mount an all-dead-fly-from-my-windowsill production of Pippin.

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@bsideofthetv Why even do anything?

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@bsideofthetv "...and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"

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@bsideofthetv Yes but you can fix Shane.

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@bsideofthetv You're gonna romance Shane so just accept it and move on

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No one else is brave enough, so I'm gonna say it; Can't Touch This and SupaFreak are the same song.

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@31_BCE I don't know how OTHER universities do things, but when someone sends me a VERY LONG text, I reply within MINUTES!

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@31_BCE Two and a half hours and you still haven't heard back yet? They must hate it.

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@heybonita_ It's a perfectly cromulent way to live!

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@jessjenius Bitcoin is in retrograde.

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@31_BCE Yeah these were big when I was 6 for sure!

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@JessieAzz Let me know if u can't fix them please 🤙

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@hicclout 🥺

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@JessieAzz I wanted to make my big comeback last week too and then I broke a bone in my wrist so I'm not even a real gamer anymore 😔

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I based this project on concept art by Jin Kim. Here's a link to check out their stuff on ArtStation!

https://t.co/wpRqVNV9Ii

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Hey gang! I just wrapped up my last semester of uni and have been working on this for the last 3 months!

https://t.co/qktA1xZmba

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@jessjenius You got into the wrong field!

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i'm 26, but i'm 30 in covid years.